Adult Minion Headpiece

We aren’t precisely sure how (or why) the minions evolved to be the creatures they are.  We’ve got several theories.  Some believe that a banana got hit by lightning and got up and started walking around looking for people to help out.  Others suggest that very early man was a few-fingered yellow-skinned bumbling guy with a head mostly empty of hair, just like… well, who knows… but we’ve heard about some human out there that seemed to have some similar characteristics.

Anyway, we do know that the minions get freaked out by anything that disrupts their normal status quo.  Except for a few small variations… height, plumpness, number of eyes, and degree between “very much” and “totally obsessed” in which they love their bananas… the minions are all nearly identical.  So, if you show up to a minion party with that full mop of hair on your head, well, there’ll be trouble.  Ensure you fit in with this officially licensed Minion Headpiece and scratch your noggin with the rest of them!